Conan can't keep his bity bits

So Conan O' Brien can't keep any of his "bits." This means he can never again do things like Masturbating Bear or Conando. But he DOES have 30 million dollars now, so it's all good.

eBay Cube sells itself

So there is this black cube right, and it sells it's self on eBay. Like that's all it does. It's art, because it sells itself.... That's about it. People have to agree to sell it, it's part of the contract that comes with it, and they are allowed to change the price to however much they want. It's currently going for around 2,500 dollars. That's right not euros, not pesos, not pounds, but yes, the cracked line currency everyone loves, good ol' George himself, dollars.

We got another situation on our hands

So AMC also has a zombie show in the works based off of the hit comic The Walking Dead. It will be directed bye Frank Darabont most famous for Shawshank Redemption. It follows the story of a man named Rick Grimes trying to lead his family through the zombie infested apocalypse. I have a feeling it will be better than MTV's zombie show.

iTrust you :D

A new app for the iPhone protects your iPhone from people who try to browse your iPhone without your permission. This app, called the iTrust takes a snapshot of your home screen and records where the person tried to push.

Oh we got a situation.... and this time it's not a set of abs

MTV has decided to make a T.V. show based off of George Romero's (and later re-made by Zach Snyder) Dawn of the Dead. I know right? MTV so crazy. They ruined music. They ruined New Jersey. Now they will ruin zombies. I wonder if they will have Zookie (get it zombie Snookie) and The Zituation (zombie situation... shut up I'm tired)

Google's REVENGE!

Google is taking their revenge on China. They have decided to take action against the recent attacks that China has inflicted on them. It is a dual revolt against censorship as well. They are revolting bye postponing the launch of 2 new phones in China. Cold Google, cold.

Asylum Productions

Asylum Productions is a production company that makes nothing but blatant rip offs of other movies. Their movies include things such as Snakes on a Train, Paranormal Entity, and, Transmorphers 1 and 2. I wonder how they don't get sued.....

Mass Effect 2 Voice Cast

The sequel to Bioware's hit RPG Mass Effect (entitled Mass Effect 2: Fight For The Lost) has an amazing voice cast. Here is a list, along with their most famous work.

Martin Sheen (Apocalypse Now)

Seth Green (Creator of Robot Chicken)

Shohreh Aghdashloo (Flash Forward)

Yvonne Strahovski(Chuck)

Adam Baldwin(Firefly)

Keith David(Platoon)

Michael Dorn(Star Trek: The Next Generation... He played Worf)

Tricia Helfer(Battlestar Galactica)

Michael Hogan(Battlestar Galactica)

Carrie-Anne Moss(Matrix)

McWifi

McDonalds will now be offering free WiFi. I know right, I didn't think they would have Wifi at a place like McDonalds, but apparently they were charging 3 dollars for it before. Guess you learn something new everyday huh. Doesn't seem very practical to have Wifi at a fast food joint.